Posts Tagged ‘McBloggy’

26
September

You can haz Reconz

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Category: Halo Community

Well not you, but Halcylon can. Hawtty bs Angel put on a contest before the birthday of Halo 3 where you could submit a Halo 3 screenshot that depicted a scene from Halo 1 or 2. The prize? The Recon armor set! Normally I wouldn’t point out the winners of other sites’ contests, but after seeing his screenshot I have to!

[Thanks Hawtty McBloggy]

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7
July

I just have to spotlight this post over on Hawtty McBloggy. Unfortunately
I’m not home to enjoy the festivities of Bungie day, but I do have to say that
she put together one heck of a tribute.

From Hawtty McBloggy
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7
May

Whilst visiting one of my favorite gaming blogs today, Hawty McBloggy, I noticed she had a new list of Halo 3 pickup lines and I’m not gonna lie some of them had me on the floor laughing. So without further adue here are her most recent Halo 3 pickup lines:

Can we go into theater mode? I want to capture a screenshot of the first time I laid eyes on you.
To score extra points, tell her you want the screenshot so you will always remember the exact moment you fell in love. How could anyone resist that?

Wanna Forge? I’ll make it so juicy for you that we won’t even need any Filters.
Don’t be scared to use this line. I bet she will love your lollipop.

I’m holding down my right bumper to board you. Is it working yet?
Just because it doesn’t work on low flying banshees doesn’t mean it won’t be successful on your favorite female gamer. That button’s gotta work on something, right?

We must be playing SWAT because every time I look at you, I have the urge to go for a headshot.
Try for a spree so she knows you have the endurance to go along with the accuracy. Women love a man that can go all night. Don’t stop until you hit the rampage.

Care to drive around on the mongoose? That way I can ride you from behind.
Don’t forget to bring your rockets. You don’t want to miss an opportunity to spnkr, now do you?

Your hill appears to be unoccupied. Mind if I start accruing some time in it?
You’re really just trying to be thoughtful with this one. I mean, her hill looks so sad and lonely. You should definitely go over and get in it. While you’re there, explore a bit. I am sure there are some hidden nooks and crannies that would love a little attention.

Let’s play pretend. I’ll be a trip mine, you can get on me and we will both explode.
Hopefully the experience will last longer than the usual instant trip mine explosion. Otherwise you better just hope it is the explosion of her dreams.

You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.
Valhalla’s mancannon is decent. Avalanche’s is a little more impressive. But neither of those compares to yours, right? Let her ride the most legendary mancannon of them all.

You must be a teleporter because I just want to go in and out of you all night long.
If she takes offense to this line, just tell her you want the plasma grenades on the other side. That way you are guaranteed an explosion one way or another.

Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.
But after you have captured her heart, you better get your ass back over to the opponent’s base. That flag is not going to capture itself.

[From: Hawty McBloggy]

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